Sunday, June 22

YES GONNA KEEP MY PROMISE ;D

ok.last thursday, i said goodbye to lioncity and went to the paradise of transvestites. WOOO the SIA girls are chio ;D i was on the plane thinking of what to do in my two hours of flight then i on the television and saw some things which made me recalled some things.i remembered paying $9.50 each to watch jumper, VANTAGE POINT(MICH YOU !@#$%^&*), HORTON(DUMB), AH LONG PTE LTD AND ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. then..i found out that i could watch them all for free on the flight! ROAR. then they started serving the food..and i ate chicken rice thinking that "OH SHIT THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE CHICKEN RICE DIE SHIT NOOOO DIE." the chicken rice was great ;D especially the gravey. then i got so thirsty that i kept asking for more orange juice D: i know you are would be wondering whether the SIA girl got pissed or not..but the answer is NO! WHY? (some of you will confirm think that i will get a hshs relapse and say that im too shuai so the SIA girl would be more than happy to serve me ;D BUT NO d:) BECAUSE.......
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER! ;D
ahahahahha dont worry i wont end my post here.

after i've touched down in Bangkok, we went to our hotel, a three star one..its called Diamond City Hotel..THREE STARS..wow...i think the motels here are way better lah....but nevermind! the breakfast was gooooooooood ;D thats all which mattered to me..well at least when im eating D; after we checked in, we went to this night bazzar. its like you can see the best of the best bargain-ers lah..and they are all MEN WTH?! EUROPEAN MEN >.> but the best part is..we didn buy a single thing..great..then we went to a restaurant to eat..you know my sister cant take spicy food..so we ordered this tom yum goong which is not spicy >.> WTH? like drinking mushroom shrimp soup like that. there were eight of us eating around 7 dishes excluding the soup and the bill is 890 bahts..divided it by SGD 23.9 and you will scream "DAMN CHEAP LAH!" afterwards we went to walk around the vincity then we headed back the h(m)otel.

this is my pathetic room :/

the next day, we headed to Pattaya. along the way, we went to a tiger zoo and an elephant zoo.

A SOW BREASTFEEDING A TIGER'S CUB!

OMG IT NEGLECTED ITS PIGLETTS D;

SIS AND MOM (thats a real tiger behind ;D)

ELEPHANT RIDING A JUMBO TRICYCLE

I WONDER HOW MANY OF THOSE WERE BROKEN :X

SOCCER! i think they play better than beckham

then in the evening, we had reached Pattaya. mom and i went for this massage parlour.geez i dont wanna talk about it :X
after the message, i went to my room and turned on the television.GUESS WHAT? SCOOBY DOO(the cartoon not the movie) WAS AIRING! WOOHOO ;D watched it till i fell asleep D:
on the third day, we went to this floating place out in the sea. sis and i had a ride on this thing whereby they strap a parachute on your back and rope you to a speedboat then the speedboat goes at a fast speed. ITS DAMN FUN LAH :D then we headed to an offcoast island by a speedboat..damn hiong sia the ride..and omg the water there is damn clean lah you can see whats beneathe the waters! sis and i rented a jet skii and rode it.erm its like i accelerated it out into the sea then sis almost flew away..she held my waist and her body was in the air D: the ride was damn bumpy but you can freaking go on for hours xD oh yea we almost captsized D:X

then at night we went to watch this gala show of transvestites!

OMGWTF CHIOBUs CHIOBUs CHIOBUs NOT ALL GAYS WTF
but they really damn chio lah..some quite ugly but some are really.serious..can drool one :X but i didn hor! AND THEY ARE ALL G-CUPS!

THIS GAY IS 2METRES TALL AND HAS Z CUP BOOBS

ZOMG

THIS GAY IS TOPLESS

OMG

(S)HE WENT DOWN THE STAGE AND SMOTHERED A POOR GUY WITH HER(IS) BOOBS

gee.....thats all for the day..the next day, we went to my mom's friend's house and then went shopping. all i bought was a tux which costed SGD200..in singapore, all the scammers would have charged you SGD2k! then my mother bought the most >.> then we ate a mos burger..the food there is like two-thirds of the price in singapore lah..and the portion is much bigger!

then monday came...our flight got delayed..woo SIA chiobu again! chicken rice again! movies again! after we landed, i rushed home and then rushed to np for the envoys camp.
there, i found out that im in the BROWN NEH NEHS!

this is GSS-GREY SMELLY SOCKS! NEH NEHS' ALLIANCE!

THIS IS RED REVOLUTION! PUNACH AND JIAA'S GROUP

OUR FLAG!

MY TRIP TO THAILAND WAS FRUITFUL D:

SMILE

FOUR IDIOTS JUMPING

A PERFECT SEX CHANGE!

HAHA I KNOW YOUR NOSES ARE BLEEDING! D:

XENIA MY BUDDY ;D

BROWN NEH NEHS! XD

THERE ARE 300 PLUS PICS BUT IM LAZY TO UPLOAD THEM AL ><
HERES A VIDEO NONETHELESS ;D

QUOTE:
"omg hate to admit but .. WEI LIAN U LOOK MUCH MORE HANDSOME"
-Alan, JibaBIN wannabe

myETERNALdusk11:32 PM

Sunday, June 22

The Sky

Speak

Split-Splat

RAINdrops

Tales

Chalence