Sunday, January 25

HELLO PEOPLE!!

Saturday, September 27

had a great day with envoys people yesterday. as in, today's yesterday, friday. Fitness Friday. a new initiative by some envoys. today, we planned to play volleyball at bishan active(damn i live in jurong east) and i was supposed to meet puvin at 1.10 but as usual, i was super late. i think i met him at 1.55 D: he was suppose to board the train i was on when it docks at queenstown. i called him and told him that i was on the next train approaching the station and he said 'OK.' and hung up. so after the doors opened, i waited but dear'ol puvirasan/pura(i'll give you a nudge) wasnt in sight. after the doors closed, i tried looking around to see if he came in through the other doors. oh and we had arranged to meet at the last segment of the last cabin of the train. so after the train set off, i called him and guess what? he's still in queenstown. i dont know why the heck he didn board the train. puvin, seriously, i think you can move to hougang already D:

puvin was supposed to be at bishan at 1.45 but we reached there at 2.38 D: to all those who were present for FF: YOU GUYS ARE DAMN EARLY MAN. ;D
so in order to bribe my conscience to vanquish my guilt, i treated some of'em some icecream ;D
after we've arrived at bishan active, there was this notice which said that we've to book the place starting from that day. but heck, we just went in and played.
it has been a while since my last volleyball session, a very long while. i remember being made the captain of my team of volleyball guys years ago, 7 i think. how very nostalgic. and my status lasted for a week before being penned down in the book of history - the CCA just..sort of..collasped. i've never heard of it ever since.
ahh, so at first we played 5v5. just some warm up yea ;D i needed like an hour to hype me up ok! xD then there was this two school girls who joined us. and yea, we were winning, my team against puvin's. but yea, in the end they won. much to our policy: thrash them first then let them win. xD hahahhahahha. and team, yina(star player), melvin, maurice, jhan si, diana and me, i bet you've learnt alot under my guidence eh ;D all those golden tips that ive thought you, those orthodox tatics that ive imparted to you. they will serve you for life, at least your volleyball life D:
at around 6, yina melvin and i headed down to marina square for our dinner with Grey Smelly Socks and our group, Brown Neh Nehs. where? at breeks. and it was the only dinner at breeks that i truly was satifsfied with the food. though it gave me a false sense of my stomach being filled up, i thought it fared scrumptious for quality and thats what mattered right? terrence is seriously a to-be-rich-guy because hes gonna receive a payout from his job - $1.4k for a month. damn..im so jealous. oh and he works at that MLM kinda SME at Eunos. seriously, ive got all sorts of bad opinions about that company but come to think of it, they are all normative. afterall you shouldnt be too ready to buy a story or go along with an opinion until you've experienced it firsthand. -not endorsing anything by the way-
ah and syahid, its been a while since ive seen him. still as crappy as ever. i dont know why every time im with him, i tend flaunt my malay vocabulary. taking a word from this side and combining it with many others - resulting in some really nonsensical sentences, yet which are fairly understandable. after that 'hearty' meal at breeks, we headed for the arcade. syahid forced me to play DDR. my first time..seriously im the greenhorn of the greenhorns. though i still dont know how i cleared 97% of the first stage. ah i think it was all thanks to syahid grabbing my arm and swinging it around back and forth, right and left. what an embarrassment, though it was a spasmodically joyful experience. ahh well, it doesnt mean that if we dont know something, we shouldnt try it. and yes, its a directive statement ;D ah and the last game we played was this crazy game with up to three players playing at a time. they have three buttons - red, green and blue for each player. and there are many sets of games we've to dominate in in order to advance to the next game. all i can say is i suck at that game D: next, it was pool time. i had a close match with salleh. and i thought it was a good game D:

puvin, we forgot to camwhore again. again~

ah its once again this day of the year.
happy birthday avril lavigne. you'll always be one of my favourites.
and now what. i can do what 16ers do, 16ers can do what i can do. but i cant do what 18ers do.
anyway. im finally 17. ah it has only been three and a half hours but im already starting to miss being 16 :/ well. we dont stay young forever. so.....
come and iceskate with me and dont wait till your bones start to get brittle D:

my vacation is coming to an end but ive still havent accomplised what i had set out to do :/ ahh three more weeks.

Tuesday, September 23

I GOT INTO TT03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahhahahahahhahaha. seriously guys, the world clock is damn accurate! i submitted my application within 2 seconds from 12noon! hahahha.take a look at this!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH

Sunday, August 24

22 august
today, we, the chalet coordinators were supposed to meet up at ang moh kio hub at 12pm to discuss and come to a conclusion for the plans and games for the chalet. i woke up at 9.30 and decided that it was kinda early. so i turned on my laptop and went to lie down on my bed which led to me taking forty winks..seriously it was like i just blinked and the time became 12.45 D: my handphone was switched off and so, i was unreachable - pariah. argh rushed out of the house and finally reached amk hub at around 2.30. of all places they chose amk hub wth >.> come jurong mah, can iceskate somemore xD
puvin, jerrold, jiahui, benjamin, yufeng and hweesheng were already there discussing D:
then we talked about the viable plans for each day and see which was the best suggestion. did alot of funny stuff. there was one point where everybody got so enthusiastic and each was talking so loudly that puvin came up with a 'boss' talking stick, an ice lemon tea bottle, and a 'lesser' talking stick, a McFlurry spoon. we discussed further after that for quite a while then we went back. i went to meet jianyan for iceskating. and this time, i retained 90% of my skills after missing out a week of skating!! could really feel the improvement. at around 8.30, a whole bunch of people came in..i think close to 50 or maybe more. to celebrate someone's birthday. crazy man all didn know how to skate and then the rink was so packed. but it was fun going damn fast amongst them because no matter what, if theres an obstacle in front of you, theres bound to be an opening somewhere else and you must react fast if not you are gonna langa everybody infront D:


23 august
today was a boring saturday, well at least only for the morning. then i found out that jiahui was feeling the same..and we had one desire in common - go out. i didn care about what to do or where to go, i just wanted to go out. and we tried asking people out but none made it :/ so it was settled, jiahui and i decided to go shopping at bugis and vivo. hahahaha i left the house at around 2.40 and realised that my handphone's battery life was left with a single bar for almost 2 whole days and i was like oh shit die! i told jiahui that if its 3.30pm and if i hadnt contact her by then that means my battery is flat and i would be waiting at the control station there. when i reached, it was 3.35pm and i called jiahui. i heard her telling me to come up and tap out and that she would be waiting at the control station. i did that but couldnt find her..after 10mins, i think she saw me and tapped out and told me that she said not to tap out >.>
we then went to bugis street. it was really damn congested and you wont have an ease of mind while stopping by a shop to take a look at its products because you would be obstructing the traffic by standing at the corridor. we went round and around and finally i bought a short-sleeved hoodie and a sleeve-less hoodie overwear! total spent: $50 and im broke now. then we went around and went into this shop where jiahui forced me to put on a pair of skinnies. after i wore them i freaked out because i looked like some gay(hougang) >.> we went around somemore and then we headed to vivo city.
at vivo we went to look around then we had a light snack at carls junior! both of us had a set of beef chilli cheese fries each and it was damn nice!! really very nice! it was only 5+ but the place was already full. next we went to some shops to see-see. initially, jiahui went to look for those tops that she already have in abundance in her closet so i decided that it was time that she had a makeover, from her hair to the way she dress! yea. she looked around for clothes she dont really have and i spotted two pieces which i rated 9/10. both of'em will look very good on you jiahui! and you must be daring! to make a new fashion statement ;] you should really consider those two xD after that we went around somemore and went to this petshop where they housed alot of cute dogs!! omg really damn cute xD i think i want a husky when i move to my new house.
after (window)shopping, we went to find jerrold at his workplace at isetan in orchard. and guess what..hes working at the toys department LOL we talked abit then went off.
so the conclusion is that my shopping was fruitful but jiahui's one wasnt as fruitful but at least she got some priceless advice(those 9/10 tops) from me xD

that was my day

Friday, August 22

tuesday, 19th august, 11am, marked the affirmation of my freedom..from what? from THOSE HORRID TEXTBOOKS, NOTES AND LECTURE SLIDES ZOMG FOAD. -ahem- but it also marked the start of a boring, snoozy and sleepy period of a freaking EIGHT week long vaction. HAH! gonna have a chalet with clique mates this coming monday till wednesday and i swear, we are all gonna let loosy and wreck havoc, doing things that are unthinkable of. and guys, NIGEL's JOINING US ZOMG! hahahhahahahah.

TO-DO-LIST

1. go out with some of the clique mates to 'go out' and plan for the chalet activities!
2. sis's birthday on the 4th of september as well as steve irwin's death anniversary D:
3. ISAN camp from the 5th till 7th of september(go find pris and disturb her! her camp's the same dates as mine!) xD
4. make it a point to iceskate every single friday for at least 4hours :/
5. find a job(introduce me to one please ;]
6. watch cyborg she with HSHS/JbB people if we manage to discuss get a day >.>
7. watch WALL-E
8. Dye HAIR, COLOUR: SECRET :
9. Straighten Fringe, Sideburns and Backdrop/Tail(damn hair's getting hard to maintain and starting to curl :O)
10. MOST IMPORTANT: SHOPPING O_
11. Think of what to do
12. 4th week of september...dangerous week..must stay at
13. last few weeks of vacation, regret that i thought this vacation was too long and boring
14. last week of vacation, get ready for school

on tuesday, we went to chill out after our last paper
yee ler, hwee sheng, me, jerrold, jiahui, puvin, benjamin, yufeng, alvin and charlie(not in the picture)
we were deciding where to go at first as our plan to go ecp was ruined by the bad weather :/ and we came to a decision to go to marina square to:

1. arcade
2. movie
3. camwhore
4. eat
5. chat

before we arrived, we went to this place where they have those scammer machines where you let your stupidity take over you and put dozens of $1 coins into their holes and after that, they are kind to con you into believing that you actually stand a chance in grabbing one of those plushies with those un'screwed' claws..yea and after all that cursing and swearing, you start to get back your intelligence and see through that facade(except for hougang people, after that they still thing can win one then go back and try again till they're broke)

yea i tried a couple of times..managed to get the plushie up all the way twice but the catch is the claw will jerk suddenly and the plushie will drop...damn those scammers >.>
then we went to the arcade and played daytona!!! omg dont go there, alot of old stuff and their machines are spoilt, on the verge of breaking down if not. since jiahui was the only girl around, we decided to let her win the races ;D say thank you to us, jiahui! then they went to play some crazy games. the one jiahui and jerrold played was beyond gay and crazy. oh yea and jiahui and i played jurassic park!! damn fun!~!~ but if you wanna win the game right, dont ever play with jiahui! BECAUSE THE WAY SHE SHOOT DAMN FUNNY AND HER AIMING PAJIAO BUT HER SCORE DONT KNOW WHY HIGHER AND THE HEALTH PACK ALWAYS GO TO HER SO CRAPPY AND SHE CAUSED ME TO LOSE 2 LIVES BECAUSE SHE WASNT ABLE TO SHOOT THE DAMN T-REX'S EYE WHEN IT WAS BITING ME AND SHE WAS LIKE PANICKING LIKE A MAD BIMBO....ugh!~

next, we went to see the available time slots for: Journey to the Centre of the Earth
at first we decided on the 5pm show but since the earliest was at 3pm, 7minutes till 3pm at that time, we had a change of plans and went with the 3pm show. the show got a 6.5 from me..kinda average..but its quite nice as it indulges the viewer with fantasy stuff..although getting a reception from your mobile phone suscriber at the core of the earth is kind of ridiculous..but the storyline is original and overall, its an ok watch.

after the movie, we(guys) went to camwhore in the toilet..gosh guys, our first time camwhoring in the gents..how cool can that go?! jiahui was sulking outside because she was denied entry to the Male Chuvinist Headquarters xP HAHAHA NOOB JIAHUI

behold and be bewitched

gentlemen, watch your front, watch your front (some will understand)
small boy jerrold and hougang gay benjamin
puvin the senior black belt in taekwondo
hougang
CAMWHORE!
yeah~~~~~
we all agreed on a gangster pose..so hwee sheng's the only friendly gangster :O
we guys can do this but girls cant! hahahhah noob jiahui xP

after camwhoring in the toilet, we went to the grass patch outside the entrance to camwhore again! this time, jiahui could join us! hahahahha
we did a couple of jump shots! followed by forming the abbreviation: BIT; and somemore nonsense!

lol i was too slow D:

again! d'oh!
WOO
almost!

behold the execution ground!
do re mi fa so la ti do
getting ready for the BIT formation
ben getting raped as usual
BIT!! suddenly, a bunch of school kids appeared! and we were stared upon for like a full minute because jiahui couldnt get a good shot D:
BIT MUAHAHHA
Business Information Technology
BIT~~~~~~
B I T
getting up
the crowd dispersed
emo-ing
waiting for jiahui to come down

Do you want to eat?
pose!~
holycow our sexy thighs
crazy jurong kamikaze warrior

after camwhoring, we made our way to the singapore flyer! but we didn fly..we went to eat at this place called popeyes. something like kfc but its either better or worse depending on each individual. after we ate finish, i think i had indigestion and crap..went to bomb two times..vomitted everything out D: wasted my money :/

while i was doing something
i would pretty much be happy to set foot on it ;]

That was my day.

Tuesday, August 5

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRIS(BELATED)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last wednesday, we:
michting, zhikaiting, luluting, chuanliangting, ervinting, senshine(me) and alan si 4e4 spy went to find pris at her SONG COMPOSING CLUB performance at NAC.







THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE, WE BUY A CAKE, LEAVE IT AT A RESTAURANT AT PLAZA SING AND WE HIDE AND LULU WAS SUPPOSE TO FIND HER ALONE AND PRIS THOUGHT THAT ONLY LULU WAS THERE AND THEN WHEN SHE COME TO THE RESTAURANT THEN SHE WILL BE SURPRISED.







BUT..dont know whose bright idea was it to walk to NAC and then we bump into pris...LOL.then we went around finding a suitable cake to buy and then we found one..then we realised that we all were non-smokers >.> GET IT? WE DONT HAVE ANY LIGHTER!! then what? draw fire paste on the candles? >.> then we went to WISMA ATRIA's food republic and ate(not the cake but our dinner) and went to the ground floor outside the building and started singing happy birthday to pris and then she blew the candles and cut the cake. aiya, i actually wanted to smash her face onto the cake D: then ALAN THAT LJM CB smack my hand(holding on to a piece of cake) and the cake fell onto my white shirt >.>







THIS IS THE CAKE!







MY SLICE(i think)







CUT!

JbB and LJM business deal

ervin got slammed by a certain someone

we are scandalous

LOL WTF

KAIS!

mich got slammed by a certain somebody

SIOL MICH TING

i got slammed by a certain somebody

that LJM CB..look at my shirt >.>

group photo!

the birthday girl!

the KID!

the CAKE!

ahem ahem



then the following thursday was bcomm presentation.wore full formal!

GRACIA JACKSON!

PEANUTS

guowei!

me!

HOUGANG GAY

i cant believe that i did that






DEREK

Friday, August 1

i was surfing blogs earlier on and my last stop was guo(jiao)wei's blog. at his blog, i saw something which allowed me to attain eight defined pecs...

There you have it:

Mr. bAoc'08

NOEL LIM AIK TAT(PRONOUNCED AS EGG TART)
;D so..from the above photograph, we can infer that people from hougang avenue 7 and 8 are erm...autistic and retarded? HAHAHAHA the above picture is not even 1% of his unglamness...when its at 100%, you can see cabbage in his nostrils, his shirt not covering his belly and the edge of your laptop inside his nose! D:

the next post will come soon..this is just a filler ;D

Saturday, July 26

guys guess what...for the past month, i've came to http://www.blogger.com/ for over 15 times...and clicked on the "create new post" button..but wanna know why there werent any updates? because after i clicked on the button, i felt lazy and sleepy and then mich added me into a mass conversation and then POOF ALT F4~ yea so that was the reason why.

I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE DISAPPOINTED AT MY DUSTY'OL BLOG WITHOUT ANY UPDATES RIGHT?! HAHA DONT LIE I KNOW YOU GUYS ALL ARE ;D

ok lah..ok here're some belated birthday wishes to my dearest friends ;]


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOEL LIM AIK TAT!
this sucker is damn spastic, retarded, e-diotic crappy dimwit. well you cant blame him because he's from hougang ;D see the following pictures below if you dont get MoiiDriift(this belongs to chuanliang).

I had sent him an email some time ago..here's the abstract:


and look at his dumb reply ;D






i still can laugh at it right now D:

and there you go, Mr. BA(oc) 2008 ;D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE!!!!!!
just like Noel Lim Aik Tat, another hougang resident..although not as retarded as his two fellow hougang neighbours, noel and benjamin, hes still from hougang. sian i dont have any unglam pictures of him...but nevertheless, here's one! ;D

Hi Charlie! Please dont whack me D:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAOGUANG!!! gosh..first...hougang gay's birthday..then hougang exceptional's birthday..now houguang...>.> sian sad to say that i dont have any pictures of houguang ;[ BUT BUT...i drew one! ;D

i think its the best artist impression of haoguang ever!! XD

hmmm here are some random photos ;D enjoy!~

jbb new member and shaman ;D

teng jiahui

senrong and michEAL JOHNSON ABALOS SIOL MICHTING

the godfather

the godson

KUA TIO GHOST! haaha my masterpiece of TANGLUTING D:

WEI SHITTY! this is zhang zhi kai, the idea man of shuhui's dreams

playing chinese chess during kamehameha sessions ;D jbb tactic

thanks to my intensive editing, i think this picture's damn nice eh ;D

omg ME thats ME drawn by amateur artist tanglulu xD

this is melanie~elanie~elanie~melanie for you!

toad pig toad

........

shuhui, zhikai's ideal dream girl ;]

drawn by professional artist, weilian low ;D

haaha i think thats enough for random pictures D:
recently, i've joined the Vouge !N BA Pageant organised by BA Society..ok as expected, im the shortest guy inside ;D..my partner is Kelly! and i just realised lah..im weilian and shes kelly..*thinks back to project superstar* >.> for talent time, we sang..yea i screwed up..i forgot the lyrics and no voice came out from my mouth D: but lol..puvin, benjamine, noel they all were screaming their lungs out..and i found them very comical D: i tell you..if im nigel i would have burst into laughter already :/ i've got some of the pictures..enjoy :D

candid..i swear i didn know why i was smiling.

wooo miniature couple award!

im bloody stiff lah

my pose forever the same one

this is joshua. we're not gays. aha my fellow pageant mate ;D

-MORE TO COME-

hmmm...thats all for now i guess :/
till then :]

Friday, July 4

There's no friend quite like an older sister.
Often when I rummage through our lives,
Memories like orange-colored lanterns
Yield your face, gold against the darkness.
So many times you smack my back,
Irritating dreams that now are me,
Showing you my tongue in all its starkness,
Treating with soft charm my wtfcrappy phantoms.
Each time I think of you, Chlorine gas fills the air,
Pungent you say? Pain i acclaim D:

Signing off

PS: Chuang Liang, please don't hit me ;]

Monday, June 23

ok..dear alan jbb wannabe wants to join jbb so bad that he drew a picture of jbb's chieftain, zhikai:



aiya sian alan..but to join jbb..you must have a sausage! :D

Sunday, June 22

YES GONNA KEEP MY PROMISE ;D

ok.last thursday, i said goodbye to lioncity and went to the paradise of transvestites. WOOO the SIA girls are chio ;D i was on the plane thinking of what to do in my two hours of flight then i on the television and saw some things which made me recalled some things.i remembered paying $9.50 each to watch jumper, VANTAGE POINT(MICH YOU !@#$%^&*), HORTON(DUMB), AH LONG PTE LTD AND ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. then..i found out that i could watch them all for free on the flight! ROAR. then they started serving the food..and i ate chicken rice thinking that "OH SHIT THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE CHICKEN RICE DIE SHIT NOOOO DIE." the chicken rice was great ;D especially the gravey. then i got so thirsty that i kept asking for more orange juice D: i know you are would be wondering whether the SIA girl got pissed or not..but the answer is NO! WHY? (some of you will confirm think that i will get a hshs relapse and say that im too shuai so the SIA girl would be more than happy to serve me ;D BUT NO d:) BECAUSE.......
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER! ;D
ahahahahha dont worry i wont end my post here.

after i've touched down in Bangkok, we went to our hotel, a three star one..its called Diamond City Hotel..THREE STARS..wow...i think the motels here are way better lah....but nevermind! the breakfast was gooooooooood ;D thats all which mattered to me..well at least when im eating D; after we checked in, we went to this night bazzar. its like you can see the best of the best bargain-ers lah..and they are all MEN WTH?! EUROPEAN MEN >.> but the best part is..we didn buy a single thing..great..then we went to a restaurant to eat..you know my sister cant take spicy food..so we ordered this tom yum goong which is not spicy >.> WTH? like drinking mushroom shrimp soup like that. there were eight of us eating around 7 dishes excluding the soup and the bill is 890 bahts..divided it by SGD 23.9 and you will scream "DAMN CHEAP LAH!" afterwards we went to walk around the vincity then we headed back the h(m)otel.

this is my pathetic room :/


the next day, we headed to Pattaya. along the way, we went to a tiger zoo and an elephant zoo.

A SOW BREASTFEEDING A TIGER'S CUB!

OMG IT NEGLECTED ITS PIGLETTS D;

SIS AND MOM (thats a real tiger behind ;D)

ELEPHANT RIDING A JUMBO TRICYCLE

I WONDER HOW MANY OF THOSE WERE BROKEN :X

SOCCER! i think they play better than beckham

then in the evening, we had reached Pattaya. mom and i went for this massage parlour.geez i dont wanna talk about it :X
after the message, i went to my room and turned on the television.GUESS WHAT? SCOOBY DOO(the cartoon not the movie) WAS AIRING! WOOHOO ;D watched it till i fell asleep D:
on the third day, we went to this floating place out in the sea. sis and i had a ride on this thing whereby they strap a parachute on your back and rope you to a speedboat then the speedboat goes at a fast speed. ITS DAMN FUN LAH :D then we headed to an offcoast island by a speedboat..damn hiong sia the ride..and omg the water there is damn clean lah you can see whats beneathe the waters! sis and i rented a jet skii and rode it.erm its like i accelerated it out into the sea then sis almost flew away..she held my waist and her body was in the air D: the ride was damn bumpy but you can freaking go on for hours xD oh yea we almost captsized D:X

then at night we went to watch this gala show of transvestites!

OMGWTF CHIOBUs CHIOBUs CHIOBUs NOT ALL GAYS WTF
but they really damn chio lah..some quite ugly but some are really.serious..can drool one :X but i didn hor! AND THEY ARE ALL G-CUPS!




THIS GAY IS 2METRES TALL AND HAS Z CUP BOOBS

ZOMG













THIS GAY IS TOPLESS







OMG

(S)HE WENT DOWN THE STAGE AND SMOTHERED A POOR GUY WITH HER(IS) BOOBS




gee.....thats all for the day..the next day, we went to my mom's friend's house and then went shopping. all i bought was a tux which costed SGD200..in singapore, all the scammers would have charged you SGD2k! then my mother bought the most >.> then we ate a mos burger..the food there is like two-thirds of the price in singapore lah..and the portion is much bigger!

then monday came...our flight got delayed..woo SIA chiobu again! chicken rice again! movies again! after we landed, i rushed home and then rushed to np for the envoys camp.
there, i found out that im in the BROWN NEH NEHS!

this is GSS-GREY SMELLY SOCKS! NEH NEHS' ALLIANCE!

THIS IS RED REVOLUTION! PUNACH AND JIAA'S GROUP

OUR FLAG!

MY TRIP TO THAILAND WAS FRUITFUL D:

SMILE

FOUR IDIOTS JUMPING

A PERFECT SEX CHANGE!

HAHA I KNOW YOUR NOSES ARE BLEEDING! D:

XENIA MY BUDDY ;D

BROWN NEH NEHS! XD

THERE ARE 300 PLUS PICS BUT IM LAZY TO UPLOAD THEM AL ><
HERES A VIDEO NONETHELESS ;D

QUOTE:
"omg hate to admit but .. WEI LIAN U LOOK MUCH MORE HANDSOME"
-Alan, JibaBIN wannabe

Saturday, June 21

IM GONNA POST A NEW POST WITHIN THREE DAYS! I PROMISE ;D

oh yea..i can sing duets alone D:

Thursday, June 12

hey people. ;D
went to hweesheng's house on monday.OMG FUN.
we played tennis on the playstation, then they cooked some hotdogs and we went to the poolside and played a game, zhong ji mi ma, and wth? the one who BINGO gets to eat the hotdog together with the next person who BINGO >.> but its like two of them sharing a single hotdog..visualise the tramp dog thing..both of them suck the spaghetti till they kissed :X then it became crappier because both had to bite on each end of the hotdog and jump into the pool! lol before that they were all pushing each other down the pool =.= after that we ordered canadian pizza and their chicken wings...AND THEN POKER MUAHAHAHAH.gosh..i went out of the house with $50 and came back with $51! NET WINNING: $1. not bad already ok..considering that i've paid for the pizza and the wings ;D

IM GOING OFF TO THAILAND LATER ON AT AROUND 4.30PM xD

WHO WANTS PICTURES OF THE TRANSVERSITES THERE?! XD

Thursday, June 5

OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..presenting the long awaited post!

WHOA recently..its like so damn happening. spent most of my evenings at halobar with clique and yea..took alot of pictures :/ there was once we went to ourspace to play jenga..and the loser had to do a forfeit and guess what..HERES OUR SUPERSTARS!


































LOL
SERIOUSLY LOL...
oh and then sharon and i also had a forfeit but..erm...it was R21 so..







what were you thinking?! it was violent and gory ok...
on one occasion in halobar, we sang our lungs out..i remember that tamil song..DAMN LOL.
oh yea puvin's got some new nick names:
PURA, PUNACH, NACHAVIN AND PUCHAMAI




this week is common test week..currently, ive sat for three papers and now im left with BUSINESS STATISTICS..seriously..THIS IS LIKE WORSE THAN O LEVELS. for once i mugged till 5am >.> this is like insane..so all you people thinking that poly is pure fun, think again..if you dont mind repeating modules, then you're right..ah repeating modules is fun..you can make new friends! so sharon...dont worry too much =D ahaa joking..C'MON PEOPLE..WE STILL HAVE OUR FINAL EXAMS.SO WHAT IF YOU FLUNK THIS 20% JUNK?! WE DONT NEED THIS 20%! like real! ah enough about exams...













many funny things happened...nigel(not lim) was one of them ;] melanie's uncontrollable laughter also XD a few days ago at ourspace, we were like mugging..then our Mr BA, Noel Egg Tart, started doing nonsensical actions like rolling forward..seriously..no more image left already LOL. then we were like throwing bottle caps at each other :X soon after..ben was taupoked O.O! he got raped badly..

ben's a girl

seriously..

people thought that hes a butch :X

now you believe me? ;D

our mr peanut in red!

this is melanie, laughing queen

this is shu hua ;D

this is the cookie monster, luqman :O

look into the background

he got raped again >.>

look carefully at ben :D

this is bob..

ben got crazy and started trying to bring people down :X

bob's butt

look at bob..

look carefully..thats not my head >.>

ben tio ganked..

DIE BEN!

ben's traumatised

emo

corrosive lips :X

melanie piggy backed her

and fell....

lol..going to school like going to zoo like that :X

Wednesday, May 28

OK I PROMISE YOU GUYS THAT I'LL UPDATE THIS DIARY LATER TONIGHT ROAR




A kingdom sleeps
Children make groans that are never diminished
nor can they hope
A man is divided
He faces a tragedy and is sent away
And to travel at night from destruction
Is his other burden
To bear every fear is his punishment
Which he must endure throughout time
And from it, ascend...

Monday, May 12

omg sharon's molesting me now :X

Wednesday, May 7

OMG I GOT INTO ENVOYS
OMG THIS IS SO jibabin~


AHAH i've officially joined iceskating also; jianyan and i


recently, i've applied for quite a few activities and societies:

1. BAenvoys


2. Ambassadors


3. NDP Bay Ambassadors


4. Financial Literacy Carnival

CCA POINTS CCA POINTS CCA POINTS OOOOO

i've got into BAenvoys, went for the interviews for ambass and ndp ambass. the ambass interview was fairly alright. i think i can manage to get in..then again..i may think wrongly. however, the ndp ambass :X omg hard hard hard! i screwed my interview ><>YOU KNOW WHO! gosh...its like, you're starring at your computer, then you giggle, not meaning to be rude but the way he laughs is damn hilarious!, then you laugh out loud at something unbeknownst to those around you.if its in a group then its nothing but you're ALONE. LOL man..and than when you're coughing, you will cover your mouth right? imagine not doing so and then smiling at the same time..plus every cough has to be exaggerated :X omg. its damn hilarious! XD i dont know how zealous zeng controls his laughter :X

AHH TODAY OMG TODAY WAS ONCE AGAIN IS DAY! SOCCER AGAIN! ZOMG TODAY WE WON 7-2 OMG FIRST TIME NO DRAW!!!!!! Hakim was like the MV(iolent)P LAH! He got rammed and knock down five freking times..the last ram hor..he sent the person who rammed him into an unconscious state :X the impact was so great, the rammer's heart couldn't take it and he went down, with breathing difficulties then we was respiring so fast and he couldn't talk..omg damn scary i thought he was gonna have a cardiac lapse :X ah but hes fine now.

AFTER CATS, we went to pines cafe to have our lunch. OMG 10% DISCOUNT! muahahaha.

afterwards, luqman, hakim, benjamin, hwee sheng, keith and i went to the library's games room and played monopoly! OMG BLOODY ****ING THREE HOURS GAME ** *** .*. haaha IT WAS DAMN FUN OMG I WANNA PLAY AGAIN!!!

POTD:

alvin's struggling to get back upright.

Thursday, May 1

OMG TODAY WAS IS DAY!
SOCCER!
wah again..played two matches, both drawed..
bathed~
looks at my cmi hair~
went out~
>.>
i was like some sort of michaeljacksonish black turned ghost like that =.=
ahh crap.

CATS was fun! but when we heard about our projects...hurhurhur..SIAN WTH SO MANY PROJECTS.HAH! ADs FOR ALL MUAHAHAHHA

We had like a four hour long break..so we had decided to watch ironman at westmall!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
SIX STARS OUT OF FIVE!!
jiahui was like: omg omg why did you guys bring me to watch thing kind of gory show?!
atfirst....
then later when his modified and enhanced suits came out, his cars and all.
she went: OMG OMG SO COOL!~!~ I WANT!~!~
OMG IRONMAN OMG IRONMAN OMG IRONMAN
about two hours long but it seemed three :X
ahah then we went back for our lecture..omg i was mapling all the way :X
then we went to KAP for dinner: McDonalds!
nigel joined us! lim, not you know who :X
went home after that..

OMG MUSCLE ACHES AND CRAMPS!

Wednesday, April 30

monday, 28/4, was UNIFORM's DAY! to commemmorate it, we wore our secondary school's uniform to school! damn funny i tell you and we were basked in the limelight everywhere we go. expected those glares and stares and WoWs and LoLs.


melanie & jiahui!

jiahui & shuhua!

jiahui and melanie!

STUPID SHARON!

JIAHUI!

SPASTICKID!

ALVIN!

DEREK CUTESO!

SAMUEL!

OMG I MADE THE YTF AUNTIE LOSE MONEY!

OMG DISASTROUS TO YOUR COMPUTER!

JIALANIE!

SS!!~~

OMG SPASTIC~~~

SPASTICS!

SMILE!!

OO no wonder we waited damn long for them ROAR~

DUMBO!

HER St. Nick's uniform looks pirated :X

OMG

PEOPLE STARING AT US ALREADY

SPASTICS!

PEOPLE GLARING

WE DAO THEM

OUCH!

BURP AND DUMB!

YOU KNOW WHO'S FANS!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

we were at the atrium, second floor. we were walking towards the stairs and we saw the lift for the handicapped. guess what, we decided to take the lift; four of us: keith, benjamin, sharon and i. heres what happened:

1. the lift came up slowly..i think it took 3 minutes. or more :X
2. the door swung open. OMG IT TOOK 3 SECONDS!
3. four of us got into the lift!
4. the door CLOSED!
5. we wanted to get out already..but the door didn budge! GRRRRR
6. then there's this guy who came to the entrace and told us that the lift was out of order! CRAP
7. we pressed the "down" button
8. the lift went down
9. after about two seconds, it jammed and hanged totally
10. we were like: "OMG OMG OH NO WTH OMG HUH? THE LIFT'S STUCK ALREADY!"
11. we noticed that the ventilator had stopped too!
12. we were making such a din that everybody stopped and looked at us, like we're some sort of monkeys; i think we were :X
13. alvin took two snapshots of us. OMG HENG MY FACE WAS BLOCKED!
14. we pressed the down button once, AND THE LIFT WENT DOWN BY A BIT
15. then we pressed the up button and held. THE LIFT WENT ALL THE WAY BACK UP
16. THE DOOR SWUNG OPEN
17. WE'RE FREE WE'RE FREE!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!

everybody was like looking, glaring and staring at us in disbelief :X HAH! but IT WAS FUN! LOL

the way you blow your nose, the way you cough..those sounds and images..they're all frozen in my mind. my holy idol..im missing you quite terribly :(..................................NOT! HAHAHAHHAHA

Monday, April 28

ok first post!

first funny thing i heard today:
ahem~ ahem~ aHEEEEEEE HAHAHAHA

The Sky

WEILIANlow
27thSeptember1991
Ngee Ann Poly, Hua Yi Secondary, Jurong Primary
Business Information Technology
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